Starcloud raised $170 million at a $1.1 billion valuation today, 17 months after Y Combinator demo day. The company filed with the FCC for an 88,000-satellite constellation to function as a distributed data center in orbit. They launched their first satellite with an Nvidia H100 in November and trained a small language model on it in December. Benchmark and EQT led the round. SpaceX filed separately for up to one million data center satellites in January. Orbital AI compute is no longer a talking point. It is a funded infrastructure category.

The FCC appears to understand the ground is shifting. On March 2, the Space Bureau opened a proceeding on satellite market-access reciprocity, asking whether the long-standing assumption that foreign markets are sufficiently open to U.S. satellite operators still holds. On March 26, the Commission advanced its "Weird Space Stuff" NPRM to expand spectrum access for next-generation orbital missions that do not fit neatly into old satellite categories: in-orbit servicing, orbital labs, lunar surface operations. In plain terms, the FCC is beginning to regulate for a world where satellites are not just bent-pipe relays. They are becoming network nodes, platform ecosystems, and potentially compute infrastructure in orbit. Give it a few years and posts like this one might be served from a sun-synchronous orbit at 800 kilometers.